So it's a deuce-off you want?

As I contemplate my deucing stats (I'm a min 2 avg 2) the idea crossed my mind of an MLB of deucing as you will, an MLD, Major League Deucing. The rules of the game are simple and all you need to do to is deuce. The way you win is to out-deuce yourself, that is the deuce you just took must be larger is volume than the previous deuce. Deuces can only count if they are taken a hour apart from each other. Since deucing is a lot like a baseball game, some are short, some are long, while yet others are sometimes rain delayed. Deucing is an everyman's sport since everyman deuces so why don't we start keeping stats and I'll see you at the all-star break.