Why going green is for chumps and Boston area sports fans

I hate when people ask you to go green or try a green alternative or annoy you with anything that's green. My thought is that the U.S.A. has never been great at preventative legislation and only makes the necessary changes after the fact. So why don't we do nothing until something bad happens so Congress can pass legislation to fix it. This means that the best thing to do is nothing and let the situation get so bad, heavy legislative changes become the only option to fixing the problem. In fact the absolute best thing to do is to waste as much energy and produce huge amounts of carbon as to make the situation even worse so something bad happens even faster. On a final note anything or one from Boston sucks!