Swine Flu is upon us!

So there was a press conference today at SDSU saying there is a possible case of Swine Flu at SDSU. Well we may not know but there are already a few cases in San Diego and I for one am glad. What does this mean to me you ask? Well if this really is a pandemic then thousands if not millions could possibly perish, but remember there are always two sides to every coin. Since I am a fervent environmentalist I couldn't be more happy. This could mean that millions of people who are selfishly consuming, littering, and emitting carbon would simply vanish. This means that the world would ultimately be a better place with less polution, even though a few people might die. So doesn't that mean that every other environmentalist would also be for everyone dying from swine flu if the earth turned out to be a better place? I think next time you subscribe to an ideology you look at the flip side. Also is anyone else in the mood for chocolate? (most of this was sarcasm, (except for the chocolate) I'm not that big of an ass)

Solid Pundamentals

I've become obsessed with this website and Snickers, although I will say I'm more partial to the almond variety but who am I to argue over nuts? So if you're in the mood for pure chonz

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/snickers?ref=mf#wall

Debateably the best time of the year?

So I told myself that I would do a bunch of homework this weekend, but I ended up watching a bunch of sports. I mean is it really my fault? There was the yankees-sox series, the nfl draft, playoff hockey, and playoff bastekball. I was thinking about this and I couldn't decide if this was my favorite time of the sports year. The other notable time are fall, because of playoff baseball and football, new years, because of college football and pro ball, and now. I think that right now is my semi-favorite sports time, this is because I have no real interest in any of the events occurring now. I mean I'm not that interested in basket ball or hockey, and the draft was just enough football while baseball is anothing enticement. I think all of the sports are just not interesting enough which creates prime conditions for me to become a sports watching-popeyes eating zombies. The problem with the other times of the year is football takes all my interest and baseball just becomes an nuissance taking away sunday/monday night games due to the world series. So you know I've been a piece of shit when I write a disjointed and confusing entry about which sports time is better.

f fmylife.com

Why is this site popular, or even considered funny? I will admit I do enjoy laughing at other peoples' disappointment and failure, but many of these stories are hardly equivalent to a fuck my life. For instance getting walked in on is embarrassing at most and comical at the least, but if that is the worst thing happening in your life then there's something wrong with you. A true fuck my life moment would be my best friend is cheating with my girlfriend, or I got fired for yerking it at work, or waking up next to a dude naked. I guess it's cool for people to vent, but maybe they should count their blessings instead of looking for things to fuck including their life.

Happy Bearthday! Stay a while and listen!

So I hate to trash the earth in these two posts, pun intended, but it was earth day today and I was mildly annoyed. I don't get the point of wasting gas to drive places and wasting resources on free handouts to supposedly get people involved in the environment. Also why is it called earth day? why not planet day? I don't know what other non-americans call it, but I'm sure it goes or has gone by other names. Calling it earth just seems like a smear to anyone who doesn't call it that. Besides, asking me if I have any empty plastic water bottles to recycle when the only thing on my persons is a pencil and my notebook. I do not enjoy being hassled and then made to feel bad that I don't have any empty plastic water bottles to recycle at that specific moment. Lastly, 30 year olds who play guitars in a circle and attempt to woo pedestrians with their vast knowledge of life at the ripe old age of 30 have clearly never played Diablo. Deckard Cain had a fire, said inviting things, could identify items, and gave you the necessary instructions to create the horadric staff. This 30 year old should take a page out Deckard's book, or a scroll perhaps?

Why going green is for chumps and Boston area sports fans

I hate when people ask you to go green or try a green alternative or annoy you with anything that's green. My thought is that the U.S.A. has never been great at preventative legislation and only makes the necessary changes after the fact. So why don't we do nothing until something bad happens so Congress can pass legislation to fix it. This means that the best thing to do is nothing and let the situation get so bad, heavy legislative changes become the only option to fixing the problem. In fact the absolute best thing to do is to waste as much energy and produce huge amounts of carbon as to make the situation even worse so something bad happens even faster. On a final note anything or one from Boston sucks!

MLD Handbook

Ok so here's how the MLD works
1. The first deuce you take does not count for anything, it's a spring training game as you will, it only serves to compare the next deuce you take.
2. The second deuce will be compared in volume to the first.
3. If the second deuce is larger than it's a win, but if it's smaller then it is a loss.
4. The third deuce will be compared with the second deuce, and if the thrid is larger then it's a win but if it's smaller then it is a loss.
5. This procedure will be repeated for all of the following deuces.
6. A deuce will only count if it is taken an hour after the previous, this is to ensure the deucer will not "pinch" a deuce only to immediately drop another for a win.
7. Performance enhancing drugs- no player is allowed to take any over the counter laxatives as this would violate the MLD anti-doping policy
8. However there are some "supplements" that are permitted, if a player wishes to take a stool softener, that is legal as the MLD would want to minimize the pain that professional deucing can take on the body.
9. Legal laxatives include nicotine and caffeine
10. Any questions or discrepancies should be commented on and brought to the commissioner's attention. ie Chonzai