What Your Hot Sauce Says About YOU!

Ah you enjoy hot sauce, a person of discerning taste no doubt, but can your hot sauce reveal something about your personality? I've taken a deeper look into the manner, and let me say things got spicy.

Tobasco- You're a traditionalist, you like the classic original taste of America. Some might even call you a patriot, and that makes you glad, you like feeling part of something older than yourself. On the other hand if you own Tobasco but don't enjoy it yourself, and only have it there for another person as a condiment you're a complete and total tool. You know nothing of spice and figured "oh my friend likes spicy food, I'll give them tobasco" wrong! Most people I know when asked what sauce they like, would not say tobasco, it takes a certain person to enjoy tobasco, you should've gone with Tapatio or Cholula.

Tapatio- ah you're probably a Raiders fan, which is ok i guess, but you don't like to adhere to the normalcy of American type hot sauce. You want something different, a bit more flavor, you're not crazy about the hotness, but the flavor, that's what gets you.

Cholula- on the other hand, you also like the flavor, but are partial to the wooden cap, it's nice how it's not made of plastic, and somehow you like that. You have a more discerning taste, while similar in taste to Tapatio you would say "no I prefer Cholula". You are a true individualist and don't want other people to get in your way with 'inferior sauces' and why should they?

Sriracha-(red rooster sauce) You are a person of taste, you fancy the exotic, and you're taste has evolved and has been able to combine the heat with the flavor. You've tried all of the others but fell in love with Sriracha, and you judge a resturant on whether it has the sauce or not. You also probably have a false sense of security about you, seeing others use other hot sauces you think " what amateurs they think THEY can handle the heat", but why not all those other people who don't use Sriracha probably do suck.

Other- (Crystal, Red Rooster, various Trapeys brands)- You are loyal, you stay true to the sauce you love and you'll go great lengths to get it. You even more than the Tobasco fan enjoy normalcy, for you a meal just isn't right if it has your hot sauce. But you're good at dealing with disappointment, while at a friends house they know you like food and pull out their generic hot sauce for you because they know you like hot food, you oblidge and are thankful for their thoughtfulness. You'll buckle down and use their sauce all the while wishing you were using your own brand, but this is normal for you as no one you know would go out of their way to find or even buy your obscure sauce.

So remember next time you see someone reaching for some hot suace, remeber now you can judge the sauce by the bottle.